A. L. L. A. N.: Archive

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a really awkward moment on wheel of fortune

Feb 16th

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Bullshit

And now I’m at Bart waiting to go to bullshit jury duty. Thanks for making me call at 11:15 to tell me that I have to go redwood city and I have an hour to get there. So yeah Fuck You!

Jan 24th

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fuck you automated voice

why do you always put me on waitlist for fucking jury duty!?! you did this last year and now you’re doing it again! when i call tomorrow you better fucking say i dont have to go or there will be hell to pay, and by hell i mean ill be grumpy all the way there!

Jan 24th

We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At...

but why?

Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

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R.I.P

Megaupload, Filesonic, Fileserve you will always be in my heart

Jan 21st

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Dec 22nd

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bitches had it comin, dont fuck with a man at work. white lady needs to stfu while were at it

Dec 14th

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Dec 6th

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Nov 18th

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Nov 16th

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dear peta,

lay the fuck off my video games. you’re really going to after mario for wearing a tanooki suit and saying he skinned the animal for it? REALLLY!?!? if you would shut the fuck up first and play the game he clearly gets it from super leaves that came from a tree in princess peach’s castle grounds. there was a bee suit in super mario galaxy so im gonna assume that you think mario skinned...

Nov 15th

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